is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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