Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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