I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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