: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need help removing her.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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