i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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