Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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