What should our trivia night team be named?
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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