ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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