someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
