I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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