My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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