she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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