her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
