I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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