question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
