This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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