ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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