Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize