I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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