Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
