R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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