I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
