Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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