My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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