We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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