was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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