What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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