What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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