the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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