She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
