so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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