And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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