Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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