Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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