Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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