Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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