why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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