Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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