i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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