Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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