I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize