Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
