please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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