is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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