your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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