I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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