On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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