this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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