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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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