hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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