Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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