no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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