She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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