We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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