Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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