Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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