I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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